Thaed
Some say he’s a spy, some that he’s a cobbler. Some say that the only thing he has to do with cobbler is if it’s on a plate with whipped cream.
Clearly, not much is known about our illustrious founder. However, it is known that he is, in fact, male, is married, has children, and has a penchant for 3D printing, reading, and (apparently) shortwave radio.